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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Before going up on stage, Chuck Norris breaks someone's leg to wish himself good luck.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
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Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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